Battle of Los Angeles : 7 good reasons why alien do not land in Malaysia!

Have you watched this?


Battle: Los Angeles and the World Invasion..Yes,i do..The world crisis solved by one-man hero.Disappointing movie anyway..


On August 11, 2011, mysterious objects thought to be meteorites crash into Earth's oceans near several major cities around the world. These objects are revealed to be spacecraft containing hostile alien forces.They are not stupid.But we are.In order to colonize the Earth,those alien strikes only take place in the 12 important locations with the strongest military forces like Los Angeles,San Diego,Tokyo,etc and this would be much enough to paralyze the whole world..(this movie say that,Not me.).


The 12 exact locations which are being attacked by those strange forces are not mentioned in perfect details,but i'm pretty sure that our country,Malaysia will not be in aliens' to-do list..So,why do i feel sooooo sure...?Here are some good reasons.



1)Kita terlampau sibuk menangani isu-isu merepek seperti kes liwat dan skandal seks VVIP..Our country dont need invasion,it will destroyed by itself..Ok.Lets call it self-deployed detonator..






2)
Every aliens are good aliens.Sejak dari kecil lagi kita sudah didedahkan dengan makhluk asing yang baik hati,tidak mahir menggunakan senjata api,gemar bertukar-tukar juadah dengan jiran tetangga semasa bulan RAmadhan,dan suka membantu kanak-kanak di dalam kesusahan.Sapa yang tak layan sang Wira masa kecik-kecik memang dia bukan true Malaysian.








3)Masalah adaptasi.Seperti yang kita tahu,rakyat negara kita kaya dengan adat resam dan budaya..Memang pening kepala.Jadi,mari kita belajar tentang budaya kita bersama makhluk asing malang yang mendarat di Malaysia bersama Rafiq di Astro Ceria.







4)Flying object on the high sky is "penanggal".Any creatures with more than two hands, we call it jembalang.Objek pelik sket kita cakap langsuir.Bunyi serigala kita cakap "anjing nampak hantu".Bunyi tapak kaki tengah malam kita cakap bunyi pocong ..Those are the ways how we deal with UFO..Alien will never make his own name.






5)Ilmu kebal.TEmbak la macam mana pun memang tak lut.Orang Asia selalunya memang lain macam tinggi sket perkara ilmu-ilmu batin ni.OK la.Malas nak cerita banyak pasal mamat Kemawas ni..Bila tenung dia punya tangkal lama-lama,nak taip panjang-panjang pun dah ketar-ketar lutut ni..






6)
Kos penggunaan harga bahan api yang agak tinggi.. Kalau robot macam dekat atas ni,agak-agak berapa full tank ni..Lebih RM150 ke tak? Itu kalau pakai petrol..Kalau pakai bateri Double A berapa katon nak kena borong?






7)
Saman ekor..Alien punya spaceship memang tak boleh bla punya..Laju sket je kena saman.Laju sket je kena saman lagi..Macam tu punya gaya bila nak sampai Kedah?




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OK..Let say Malaysia is the 'world'..Nak tak nak,alien kena attack Malaysia jugak sekiranya mahu menguasai bumi.So,i will list down the 12 important locations in Malaysia Peninsular where the first strike will begin..


1) Simpang Pulai,Perak.
2) Pavilion.
3) Kerambit,Pahang.
4) Tangkak,Johor. (bandar terkenal dengan kain)
5) Bachok,Kelantan.
6) Gua Kelam,Perlis.
7) Rantau Abang,Terengganu.
8) Hutan Simpan Belum,Perak.
9) Kampung Jom Berlabuh,Pahang.
10) DUN Kerdau
11) Labis,Johor
12) Baling,Kedah.


Sounds so so fancy right?Some of them are too 'tongue twisting' for the aliens.Cmon boys.Say them all..haha.




Damn it fuck..Gua ingat nak buat entri seryes tadi...

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