Because blogspot is just for the sober

For years, blog spot has been a secret remedy to cure loneliness temporarily.  Surely it deserves to be aligned on the same scale to his more radical elegant mainstream friends like cigarette , prostitute ,drug , aspirin , alcohol , vodka , sleeping pill ,Facebook , aspirin, gallows, and Dildo.

If you know someone who writes anything anyday all about he happily enjoys 'myself ' stuffs, then you know he is just too awesome at 'doing forever alone'. You don't care actually , you just enjoy reading his story since the beginning he set the sail to to the virtual sea, until the moment you figure out suddenly he abandon his ship without finishing his homemade journey.

Then you know there is only two possible reasons why someone does not update his blog very often anymore. Either his physical body is trapped under busy schedule , or his soul is currently in a relationship.

Kids, now grab yourself some artificial boobs . Leave blogspot alone so she can fucking write fucking anything on her fucking blogspot.